High octane action? No thank you!

And so, once again, I got my hopes up. Lost Odyssey struck me like a tornado, but left me looking quite dissapointed. I hadn't heard of it at all (not that odd perhaps sinces I don't own a 360) and the video was at first quite impressive. The video seemed so cool the first two minutes, a medieval future theme in true high octane action hack n slash tempo, yet another level higher than the usuall hack n slash game. Well, all flames n fire bout this new cool game I sadly have to admit it suddenly took a harsh turn to the complete opposite. What the hell happened?! Suddenly the tempo dropped from high octane action to a thoughtfull planning strategy fighting a la Final Fantasy.

What have you done for me lately!?

Lets fuck me over again!

IM FUCKED. WELL HELLO! GOOD FUCKING DAY. Im like the fucking nazis at d-day...the fucking buggers won't leave me alone..!!! After a week of getting screwed over Im kinda getting used to it. But Im fucking pissed of anyway. As I wrote a few posts ago...

If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Skövde

Okay....well now I don't fucking know anymore...I think I'll have to be more specific
"If I did have a brain tumor, I'd name it Skövde" and "If I did have testicular tumors, I'd name one Bill and the other one Gates" and i'd fucking kick myself in the nads every fucking day.

Adding everything to one big happy 'big gulp' of possible things that could/will/and is fucking me over again and again I'll retreat to Berlin to my bunker where I'll perhaps fucking shoot myself. Well back to the fucking re-writing of my essay...

Yes, what a stupid typo-ish thingy

YEs! What the hell! Grissom, Grisham....my brain is playing tricks on me! Well thank you "MyEvilCyborg"!

Gil Grisham for president

The bliztering headache made me go to bed early, but I couldn't sleep so I had alot of time to think...and so here it comes...

Well, it's time to vote on sunday -what a perfect day for a vote, probably hung over and not interested at all - and I've made up my choice.


I'm voting for the green party - It's like voting for a Gil Grisham for president, check it out!

So if this ain't a strong enough argument then don't vote at all.





Gil Grisham?



And why can't thease two go gay, the'd make a perfect couple, identical apperances and movies, they'd get beautifull kids.











(pullman?) The perfect couple? (doulglas?)

And finally the the newest and most anticipated addition to my blog -the "Top 10 of the week"!

#1 - The Bookstore (s09e17)
#2 - The label maker (s06e12)
#3 - Little Jerry Seinfeld (s08e11)
#4 - The Contest (s04e11)
#5 - The Merv Griffin Show (s09e06)
#6 - The Bubble Boy (s04e07)
#7 - The Nap (s08e18)

Why the danish rule

Birger (00:40): Yeah, the danes got style, but they're not in phase
Dawg (00:40): Yeah
Birger (00:40): Sweden stopped showing Sopranos after the s.04
Dawg (00:40): They were the best people in the world until they banned drinking beer at lunch Birger (00:41): Yeah, soon they poor bastards won't be allowed to smoke either
Dawg (00:41): ooo I feel their pain, the only things left are Formula One and Tour de France...they'll be in the same leauge as us (the Sweeds).
Birger (00:42): They've got Tour de France! Formula One! Cheap beer and good soccer! They've got everything.
Dawg (00:43): Right...cheap beer.
Birger (00:43): pölse (danish deluxe sausage)!
Dawg (00:43): YEAH!
Birger (00:43): fuckin böff-hus (an all meat restaurant)
Dawg (00:43): oooo french hotdog plöse!
Birger (00:43): *Everything!
Birger (00:44): jä og en lille pitstop! (me and Little Pitstop)
Dawg (00:45): ;D hell, this will be todays blogg!
Birger (00:45): Yeah! "why the danish rule", What was it Shakespear wrote?
Birger (00:46): "somethings rotten in the state of denmark", damn that dude didn't know what he was talking about!

Well, I cant agree with you about this Birger. Something IS rotten in the state of denmark. They're slowly turning themselfes into us, the sweeds. First off the law banning beer drinking at lunch time and now the ban of smoking in public spaces, what will be next? I fear the worst!

Well it aint over yet! I still trust them and that they'll countinue doing their job, being happy drunken pricks. As long as they countinue to piss off arabic countries, I'm sure of it! And they'll hopefully never ban anything else, but I fear the worst. What will happen then? But until then! Rule on Denmark!

Alonso did a "Sato"

Yet another epic achivement occured in the Formula 1 championship today, this time the newly hired polish racer Kubica (racing for BMW) took a third place position right behind both Kimi Raikkonen and M. Schumacher. Three times in a row now: First Button, then Massa and now Kubica! The championship has taken a u-turn for the better! Only a two point lead for Alonso over Schumi when Alonso did a "Sato". If you don't know what a "Sato" is here's the explaination...His engine blew up! So as Alonso DNF'ed today in Monza, Schumi won and another untipped racer astonished the world of Forumla 1, my life and everyone elses life just got a whole lot better.

AND YES, KIMI RAIKKONEN WILL RACE FOR FERRARI TOGHETER WITH MASSA NEXT SEASON!

Packed my bags for safari

Due to my irrational mind, no school and a lot of time to kill I've decided to go on a safari. I got this idea last friday, so off I go. I have my hopes set on finding a Pumbo and perhaps getting a snapshot of one.

The pumbo was the topic of the day a week or two ago and I promised a few notes about it. Here it comes. I first encountered the Pumbo when I was off hiking in the wilderness of Malmoe Royal Park. The word "Pumbo" is a compound of the first two letters in the word "Punk" and the last three letters in the word "Bimbo". I know very little about the Pumbo, beacause I've only seen a couple in my lifetime. This is what I know:
...is allways female.
...comes in all sizes, usually tall and skinny with big boobs.
...wears punk rock-ish clothes.
...not very intelligent.
...and they roam the punk rock concerts.
I intend to find out more about this spieces so I can be able to answer more questions about them, like why they roam the punk concerts?Perhaps it has to do with propagation? etc.

The picture above will show you were I am at the moment (up north) and where I've seen the Pumbo (down south).

If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Skövde

Well, I'm pissed off. Even though its been about 14 hours since I found out that the University of Skövde screwed me over it hasn't settled in fully, but I'm not surprised. I am Dawg's complete lack of surprise. "Welcome to skövde -We'll screw you over at least twice, guaranteed" - If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Skövde.