Why Wii, not Pee?

The Wii is not pure pee, but the games seem to be. The controller is awesome, pure perfection, I've never had such an experience of sexiness in my hands before, not even my own Pee-Wii is as perfect to have in my right hand as the Nun chuck. As always I'm not that easily charmed, well, here I go! Red Steel is a fucking ass-plug, a painful experience which leaves a blood red stain of remorse and the question "why, why, why". First off, split screen, plz! So 90's, leave it be. The fucking interface is like a fucking party where your so drunk you can't find the toilet and puke in some poor girls' purse, it's fuckin bad -no one will like you if you enjoy it. to navigate in the fucking game (Multiplayer) was a fucking joke, it left a bad taste in my mouth and I'm not going back there again. Wii sports was even more of a joke -well I won't complain too much, as long as it's free it's OK. But still...Boxing was gay, bowling was gay, the baseball was gay, the tennis was hmm donno, not fun anyways, the golf was ,well fun, until you came a meter from the hole then suddenly it was close to fucking impossible to get the game to respond to small movements. Well, I didn't play any of these games solo, only MP and that sucked big time. Won't play em again. My xbox better show up soon...

And as long as I'm flaming, I’ll flame some about the rip-off book/movie/game Eragon. Well I haven't read it, nor seen it, nor heard anything about it, except the commercials and that's all I need to hate it. Ever heard the name Aragorn? Eragon sounds kinda like it...don't ya think? If you’re not satisfied with my comparison, take this under consideration: Aragorn is known as Strider, Eragon is known as Rider. HEllo goddamn Vietnam. It seems lame anywho...good night jew!