The new year is comming

A sudden blast of angst! It's New Years Eve on Sunday. On Monday you'll wake up in the year 2007 (probably). The last year has been slightly too good (meat, school, life in general), I won't complain (even though I could complain about a lot of things, but they're not worth a place in today’s blog), it's been so good that the next one probably will bite me in my ass, rape me and through me to the dogs. So, it's with a troubled mind I know wish you all a Happy New Year (a day to early) and (a word of caution) Beware!

none chucks

kay, so i'll continue my ranting about the wii today in honor of xmas day. I'm vivacious drunk this vivacious night of rejoice and other things that end with -olly! I got the idea to this blog when a fellow associate bought a complete set of a remote and nunchuck (which I'll refer to as a none chuck later on) for 800 swedish kronor (that's about $85-90) a week ago. This cost is most astonishing and has got me so agitated that I finaly tonight wrote this comment.

Remember the hype video about WHAT the revolution (the wii) was? Well the real Revolution/Wii was kind of close but still, a lame affort. Okay, the old buggy bitch "Power glove" then (ain't that fucking close to the wii)? Here's something at least closing in to what I'm taking about: X, but still not completly (perhaps safer than the standard controller of the wii today). Combine the ideas to a wholesome.... a none-chuck-body-suit - now that would be something! Going old school IR-tech on me, then complete the agenda boostin' it up with a 1up -strap in the WHOLE body instead and throw in a recharge pack to get the money worth.

it could look something like this....made in paint with a notebook-pad-ish-mouse-thingy...




















The blue dots = is like a nonechuck-thingy
The red lines = fuckin line so youll understand that the blue dots send some kind of nfo to the IR-thingy on the TV.

vivacious xmas!

The gifts are under the tree, the bickering has begun, the food has been eaten, the coffee drunk, and I too am a bit tipsy....well from me, mr AFK, have a vivacious xmas! I know I will as soon as the tequila bottle is opened.

There seems to be a few good-lookers

I failed my one and only course in C++ programming two years ago, total destruction of my brain and every hope annihilated of ever being able to program something again. Beeing introduced to Xna today (by MEC) my spirit kinda returned. I'm downloading it as we speak. I've had an urge to break the evil son-of-a-bitch C, but not enough of reasons, but now I have. I'll update you whatever way this revival goes.

And reading the pennyarcade article I saw a good-looker gamer-chick of some sort.

Miracles or not, they always come around xmas

The Wii didn't deliver what it "promised" (yet) with the project name Revolution, so proof of no miracles are to be found this Christmas. A miracle as releasing the long lost Duke Nukem Forever will not be true either. At least DNFs creators keeps their promises, more than I can say of Nintendo.

"We figured since we called it Duke Nukem Forever, hell, it might as well take us forever to finish it."

--Excerpted from an interview (forbes.com) with Duke Nukem's creators by David M. Ewalt

A miracle (somewhat old, but somehow slipped me passed) was Interplay's new Fallout -the MMO. The project is not a 100% sure, but still a miracle since I was under the understanding that Interplay sold the rights of Fallout to Bethesda Softworks -a worring thought since Oblivion is an over-rated pice of crap. Well, it's first 2010 at earliest the MMO will be released.

a quick pause (not ranting the Wii)

As the author of A Red Letter Blog (has dinged the 24th level of life a few days ago, congratz again) wrote in his latest post, that there are games that you usually play or associate with the holidays. I myself don't have specific game that I play; it's more of the 'form of play' that has me enthralled this time of year. Xmas is all about putting the x-factor in perspective, playing a game-mode such as multiplayer to the maX. A few examples:

* Super Monkey Ball <- load a the race-mode with four players and max the length of laps (around 40 laps if I remember correctly, or was it 60?) and I can guarantee hours of competitive gaming 'le mans' style but in these gigant ape-balls, that truely proves who's the real champion and who's not.

* Civ <- in multiplayer mode this kinda works itself; xmas-05 was endless nights of gaming...

Whatever game you choose to play - play it to the bone, (Christmas-)bitch!

Ps. Eternal Forces (made by Left Behind -anything to do with good old Slipknot?) has a pretty good concept, I like it, except the narrator, etc, but still a perfect xmas gift for your loved ones. Putting the X mark on the spot of Mas -06.

The Wii phenomenon

When everybody seems to be gaming anything but not on the Wii then what's wrong with it? Or is it them, the gamers?

I've noticed an, perhaps significant, at least odd phenomenon; the pressure getting my filthy paws on the Wii whenever I want in school is low, sometimes even non-existent. The pressure on Guitar Hero II is way lot higher, the Company of Heroes LAN is occupied as always (no change in pressure there) and even Quake 3 is played more. No why is that? Well the games of course sux big time (except the new Zelda?) would be the logical explaination, but still...I have to say I'm glad I bought a Xbox360 instead, but WHERE the hell is it?!

the nunchuck

Hate being a bitch but this is how a nunchuck looks...









and this is how the wii-controller looks...umh...well you know how it looks....ah, here! there is both a left stick and a right stick to a nunchuck. But ok, you're right, I meant the right one, but it COULD as well have been the left one since a nunchuck has 2 sticks, one left and one right. And I could masturbate with my left hand as well as my right. And if Nintendo themselves don't agree (which they don't (which is stupid)) with me that a nunchuck consists of 2 sticks (or that i can't jerk off with my left hand) then someone should slap their pretty white asses with their ipod-nunchuck. It is a remote as long as it consists of ONE part, as soon as it's connected to the other piece it is a nunchuck. There is nothing to discuss. That's a fact since the invention of the nunchuck in the 1980s...with the invention of ninjas and Bruce Lee a few years earlier.

Why Wii, not Pee?

The Wii is not pure pee, but the games seem to be. The controller is awesome, pure perfection, I've never had such an experience of sexiness in my hands before, not even my own Pee-Wii is as perfect to have in my right hand as the Nun chuck. As always I'm not that easily charmed, well, here I go! Red Steel is a fucking ass-plug, a painful experience which leaves a blood red stain of remorse and the question "why, why, why". First off, split screen, plz! So 90's, leave it be. The fucking interface is like a fucking party where your so drunk you can't find the toilet and puke in some poor girls' purse, it's fuckin bad -no one will like you if you enjoy it. to navigate in the fucking game (Multiplayer) was a fucking joke, it left a bad taste in my mouth and I'm not going back there again. Wii sports was even more of a joke -well I won't complain too much, as long as it's free it's OK. But still...Boxing was gay, bowling was gay, the baseball was gay, the tennis was hmm donno, not fun anyways, the golf was ,well fun, until you came a meter from the hole then suddenly it was close to fucking impossible to get the game to respond to small movements. Well, I didn't play any of these games solo, only MP and that sucked big time. Won't play em again. My xbox better show up soon...

And as long as I'm flaming, I’ll flame some about the rip-off book/movie/game Eragon. Well I haven't read it, nor seen it, nor heard anything about it, except the commercials and that's all I need to hate it. Ever heard the name Aragorn? Eragon sounds kinda like it...don't ya think? If you’re not satisfied with my comparison, take this under consideration: Aragorn is known as Strider, Eragon is known as Rider. HEllo goddamn Vietnam. It seems lame anywho...good night jew!

a bare trap

It should be common knowladge that a hellovan amout of educations are complete and utter waste, especially when they (the universitys) name their educations for example Computer Game Development. Well, I wish I hadn't been as naive as I was three years ago when I applied to this magnificant education Computer Game Development -design, but I was. And now, as the final exams are around the bend (spring -07) and I (and a few others) realize we're kinda fucked because this education was nothing but a 'junk book in nice wrapping' (aka pulp literature) - a way to get more students intrested in moving cross country to this hell hole called Skövde in the middle of nowhere (instead of getting a serious education at a serious university).

I'll get what is usually known as a degree of bachelor of arts with a major in massmedia <- anything whith the word "arts" will lead to unemployment after finished studies, no matter what they say. That's a fact. Well, there is a slim chance you'll make it, but don't bet your life on it. I've gambled now with this education and a lot of other gamers have done the same. Educations around the world probably aren't better, the game development at univeristys aren't taken seriously and is nothing more than a way to rip you off. They'll take your money and leave you with a swollen ass. And NO, there is NO such thing as good looking girls in this kind of education -I haven't seen single one, oh well ONE but she dropped out two days later.