The Sea, The Game, The girl

I watched Poseidon today, now that's a crappy movie. A slow begining, a medicore story, and I'm gonna spoil it for you now, so if you don't want to know, don't read anymore; Kurt Russel dies. What the hell?! Kurt, my main man, the one and only true escape artist of our time. He could escape fucking LA in that old movie, or was it NY, or was it both? Anyhow, this was just a stupid ship, an easy escape if you compare. The begining was to slow and it was goddamn lucky I had a big strong cup of coffee and cookies to keep me through that part. Moving on. There was lots of explotions, but way to little sharks. It's a fucking sea with lots and lots of dying/dead people -if it was Jaws there'd be a bad ass motha' shark, it would have been a lot cooler. A smart shark swiming through leaking oil, hunting Kurt & co. Now that would be a real thriller! And why not spice it up with Zombies?! That'd be even cooler. Trapped on a sinking ship, one way out, a smart and evil bad asss mother shark hunting them and hordes of zombies wanting to eat their brains! The same goes for that stupid game Oblivion -hell, that was about as booring as Poseidon, but i lacked strong coffee, and probably that's why I didn't have the energy to keep awake *zzzzzz* Later on today, I watched that movie, what's it called....derailed....sweat sexy Jennifer Aniston was the only thing that made me see it through. This story could also have been spiced up with any of the following three alternatives:
a - a sinking ship
b - A bad ass and smart motha' shark
c - Zombies
Well, the other way around would have done too. Yeah, what poseidon really lacked was an escaping Kurt, not having Jennifer Aniston as a sexy girl, too few zombies and no sharks.

final statement bout poseidon:
Poseidon = derailed = oblivion = zzzzz = a lazy thursday afternoon = okay



admitt it! this would be hell of a lot better!